heart attack

So in the space of 24 hours I nearly had two heart attacks...

First, driving around on my bike to a coffee date I ran into my first roadblock.
Not having a bike license, I immediately broke out a sweat. I felt my heart pounding in my chest."What is jail like in South Korea?" was my first thought. I don't know, and I really did not want to find out. The evil karate cop with his tiny eyes, looking scary at me, stopped me for a Breathalyzer. Everyone blowing on the same breathalyzer?? hell no!! as the tae kwando chop cop stopped me, i was planning a hit and run... hit the cop with the helmet and run as far as i could!!!

all i could get out was...

"Ain't no way I'm blowing on that..."
don't know who got the bigger fright, me? or the cop?

Way to much english for a Korean cop and he ended up waving his funny yellow glowing ching chong cha stick saying "go!go!go!"....

Way to close to jail!!! hhahaha

That was heart attack number 1.
So for heart attack number two its a whole different story.

I nearly died of an amazing heart attack after I had my first bite of SKIPPY extra crunchy peanut butter in about 7 months time...  It was to die for!! Never thought i would miss it this much.  But theres little in life that can replace Skippy peanut butter. All i can say is...OH KOREA